Say what?!?!

Yesterday I went over to Chapters on my lunch break to dilly dally.  At least once a week I like to walk around randomly and see what I come across.  Yesterdays randomness was peacock shaped soap, tissue paper flowers, vases, inspirational quoted books, you get my drift  Here are some other fun quotes I came across… kind of silly, but hey my name isn’t billy! Crossed out ones fit in,but kind of didn’t hence the half being there.

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected. – Steve Jobs
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
II think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres
 intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steve Wright
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? – Lily Tomlin
If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be. – Yogi Berra

Heart, star.

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